Fucking Australia and our fucking government fucking screwing over the people who got married in the past two weeks, the abolish the gay marriage rule THEY JUST GOT FUCKING MARRIED AND NOW THEY HAVE TO GET ANNULLED FUCKING NO THAT IS LIKE GIVING AN INFERTILE COUPLE A CHILD AND LETTING THEM KEEP HIM/HER WHATEVER FOR TWO WEEKS THEN COMING BACK AND SAYING HEY WE WANT THE KID BACK SUCK ON THAT MOTHERFUCKERS. FUCK THIS.
life tip: avoid getting yelled at by ur parents and just dont tell them anything ever
life tip: they’ll yell at you for that too
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.